CORRESPONDING SIGNS AND WONDERS: 44

GREGORY'S GIRL showed up on Jimmy Fallon Monday night with at least ten pounds too much on her otherwise wonderfully long legs. For a sign from God that my royal spoiled brat from England is still too spiritually and intellectually lazy to get on her JOHNNY WALKER red label tread mill and walk off a few pounds of her ANIMAL FARM bacon. ~ Divine Spiritual Enlightenment will never come to you as a friend at the end of the world, unless you make the effort to spread your legs and welcome him with open arms. Faith without fucking me in the flesh is dead. Especially if you are a cold Jewish bitch who doesn't want me to know about your dirty little 666 Internet secrets. ~ Those TIGER football college team players who were gunned down in Alabama represented that tiger at the Lincoln Zoo in CODE OF SILENCE. ~ Dr Evil's volcano lair in YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE has a retracting roof, like so many of today's sports stadiums have; something that nobody back in 1967 would have ever thought about; think about it. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS: Yeah yeah, I know, the above notes are a bit offensive. I only post stuff like that because it makes my halfbreed concubines so hot. Who God has commanded us in the 2bc to treat the same way as you would a wife. Especially a wife who would love to let you fuck her all you want; just as long as you promise to give her whatever she needs and wants in return.