ME AND MRS JONES HAVE A THING GOING ON...

RUMOR HAS IT that it is Hugh Grant who is actually holding up the BRIDGET JONES DIARY sequel about me playing him fucking Renee Zellweger and Catherine Zeta-Jones at the same time in the 1965 007 prophecy called THUNDER-BALL; that eventually meets up with Woody Allen's French Napoleon dynamite 1960s spoof called CASINO ROYALE, meets PLAY IT AGAIN SAM, meets CASABLANCA, circa 2012. ~ By God, if I have to, I'll lose 20lbs, die my hair even more, hit my miraculous late-night mail order abs machine rip-off, for 39.99, only if I order now; and then force Hugh Hefner and Ralph Lauren to shake hands and make a deal on my new relatively low budget movie project; that will feature me and Megan Fox in TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN like hell, meets THUNDERBALL II. Heck, RL already has the Bahama style estate location and big yacht that we would need. And Hugh Hefner already has the So-Cal mansion estate that could stand in for the original movie's swimming pool full of 666 sharks. ~ Just imagine how successful such a motion picture investment would be, that was packed full of tight ass 3-way nude XXX cum shots of Ms Z and Chloe Moretz on my metaphorical SAILOR DOG boat; cruising the Greek Islands in FOR YOUR EYES ONLY. ~ GSR/TWN ~ NOTES: See the new Spider Wolf cover for the KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN prophecy at: http://www.justjaredjr.com/photo-gallery/475994/stewart-vanity-fair-03/ Remember, THUNDERBALL 1965 is the 007 movie where Rihanna appears at the KISS KISS three-way club for swingers in the future British Diamond Jubilee ransom pay up story about all those gentile 666 paraders in 2012. Wherein my future Ornella Fresh look alike wife, who was always meant to be my lover, gets shot in the back by her own people, before she could ever become my born again wife-swapping wife forever and ever in the celestial Kingdom of God. Hence, I AM watching the French Open very closely, that is playing out on the red clay courts that represent the clay feet of that NBA basketball big foot Babylon giant in DANIAL 2.