MY GIRLFRIEND'S BACK

Apparently MY GIRLFRIEND'S BACK is so bad that it did not even make the mainstream critic's top bad-movie lists for the year it came out in 2009, or 2010, or 2011, or whenever... [Think the invisible GSR/TWN blog] Since it was perceived to be so bad that nobody on the NYT type web sites even knows for sure what year it was released direct to video, or cable, or on free Internet, or by sidewalk venders in Hong Kong, or whatever.

Without even having seen my used GOODWILL copy for 2.99, yet, I'm giving the movie 4 stars just for it's box art that looks exactly like Rihanna eyeing a physically transfigured Herman McCain. [Doesn't matter if they actually look like that in the movie.] Since it was just announced by the abomination of desolation birther deniers at AP that it's all but over for the illegal alien with the genuine Kenyan hospital birth certificate; that the foolish and naive apostate Christians at WND say is as fake as the hand typed BOOK OF MORMON.

Admittedly, I would not be interested in seeing MY GIRLFRIEND'S BACK later tonight for the first time ever if not for Paris' new sexy back pix, or the inspired true or false news about Julia Roberts' new SECOND ACT project. What with Chloe Moretz sucking on my wet cock on some new British magazine cover while dropping coins into some doll-crane machine full of prizes at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2605300/chloe-moretz-asos-06/fullsize/

And don't kid yourself. I fully realize that my future LOLITA co-star is still way too young to be driving around Malibu in a vintage red 80s BOXER, like the fine ass bumper car inspired by the LOST BOYS Santa Cruz carnival of souls boardwalk prophecy at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2605296/chloe-moretz-asos-02/fullsize/

Do you remember those jug wine ads on TV by the crazy forerunner to Jack Nicholson which claimed that "We will sell no wine before it's time..." ?

Well, consider that Tangi Miller has basically the same body as South Africa's Charlize Theron does in the above DVD movie link. Just like Malik Yoba has about the same [Yogi the Bear] body as my preferred polygamist candidate for President of the United States. Who is obviously smarter than the average bear shitting in the woods north of Yellowstone Park's 42 latitude line that cuts Bear Lake in half.

The only reason why MY GIRLFRIEND'S BACK is because she is wearing the same tight 'warm buns' dress in the above link that Paris was wearing in her DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS come-on to the homeless Lion King of England. Even the same one in Martin Scorsese's NEW YORK STORIES' NBA basketball segment. But in the same abstract color theme of any one of Elizabeth Hurley's trademark aquamarine bikini beach wear items, like at:
http://www.celebsgonemad.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/c0296_celebdefamer2.jpg

GSR/TWN