I'm just as surprised as you are that a 20 pounds lighter Miley Cyrus showed up to audition for Tarantino's new underaged sexploitation movie co-starring yours truly on my 2BC 91' yacht in the south of France. Where they filmed my DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS physical transfiguration prophecy, co-starring Keira Knightley et al, at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2612886/miley-laundromat-03/fullsize/
Which makes me wonder now if a 1970s LOVE BOAT karate parody sequel might begin somewhere on a Scandinavian yacht from Seattle, that goes around the world and ends up docking at the final KILL CRUISE indie film location at the end of the 80s. Based upon that extremely accurate black and white look alike poster of yours truly above the bed where Liz and I have a three way with the blond Sienna Miller look alike Ms Kensit. Or the other way around the world, whatever.
And then we end up docking at what's left of the Cannes Film Festival after some mother fucking fanatic sets off a loose A-bomb in the heart of Paris. So now you can make a full length feature film for about 10 cents on the dollar. And all you really need is a big old yacht that you picked up for 10k in Hong Kong or Australia or wherever. In confirmation of Roman Polanski's low budget KNIFE IN THE WATER prophecy from 1962 at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knife_in_the_Water_(film)
Think of it as a latter-day Noah's Ark movie, where the luxury boat is full of animals who need to breed in order to re-populate a new world, post 1260 days REV.12 flood prophecy. Kind of like a Scientology cruise ship sailing around the world, that no particular government authority can fuck with, or figure out, while I am fucking whoever Jesus wants me to fuck on the high seas.
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