As much as I love the idea of James Franco playing Hugh Hefner in the new Linda Lovelace biopic, that would pale in comparison to Woody Allen starring in a new straight-faced craptastic reality show parody of Hef struggling with my wife Lindsay Lohan to take off her G-string and give us the full Monty.
The project would definitely have to include a lot of Woody Allen three-way cut away scenes with young blonds as a Hugh Hefner fully clothed in his silk pajamas sporting a two hour purple pill woody that never seems to end.
Something this money would probably have to be self financed by a Larry David style Jerry Seinfeld partnership, because a movie like DEEP THROAT would never get made by today's aging Hollywood Jews and their neo lesbian wives in a million years. Even though America's film festival hordes are starving for some kind of a new wave return to the original values that made them fall in love with cinema in the first place.
Yeah I know, Woody is slightly too young to play the Hef circa 2011. But that is the whole point. That's the physical transfiguration blood cleansing blood sucking joke.
Remember, you are going to be producing this retro indie film as a kind of artistic revenge movie during the upcoming Republican landslide that will destroy everything that you loved about post 1960s America. And me and my niggers will be there to protect you from them.
Back on 12.19 at 12:06 am Cris Wood time, the voice of a very angry white man woke me up, that said, "F you!.. F Ms Clinton!!"
GSR/TWN
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