OLD FUCK

Everything that I have read about a BARTON FINK sequel called OLD FINK sounds like it could be pretty inspired, if the born again script is right.

I especially like the idea of the original film's prophetic Neil LaBute playwright type ending up as a tenured theatre department prof at Berkley during THE GRADUATE era. After one of his more lighthearted plays unintentionally became a huge pop culture success. Which later was bought up by some Hollywood studio for six figures, and now Fink has become the original film's rich southern half Jew writer who has a twin VOLVO yacht tied up somewhere on a dock on the bay.

Ironically, the Coen brothers have explored just about every successful Cannes Film Festival genre out there, except for my middle aged Jewish writer who loved to fuck teenagers on his 91' yacht that was always tied up just outside of the festival's grand hotel.

What I would do, is take advantage of Carey Mulligan's current nudity period and offer her some kind of a bait-and-switch 2-4-1 deal on a back-to-back condensed filming schedule. [Forget about signing her up for the next time when her schedule is open.]

This would inspire the gorgeous NEVER LET ME GO meets AN EDUCATION actress to slim down and hit the hard ass and tight thighs exercise machines in Hollywood so that she could pull off the naked threeway fucking scenes with her Dakota Fanning co-star.

It's very important of course if John Turturro is supposed to be some 60ish asshole who realistically looks more like he is 54. That is the whole point.

GSR/TWN