IT BLEW UP ON COLUMBUS DAY.

Michael Savage's daily wildfire talk radio show out of Marin County, California basically tells why the Spirit of Michael descended upon Christopher Columbus and told him to sail across the ocean and help tame all of those dark skinned and lawless [no official tribal borders or official written languages] and uncivilized savages in the BM. ~ Many of whom look a lot like Jimmy Kimmel's smiling face effigy in A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. ~ Which will obviously be the big idea behind SON OF LEBOWSKI:2&3. ~ Where in the first act of the third sequel, the star of NAPOLEON DYNAMITE: II suddenly walks onboard my twin VOLVO cabin criuser movie set; claiming to be Brad Pitt's long lost love child from Bend, Oregon in MAMA MIA:II. ~ "Let's admit it. I eventually settled down in the San Francisco Bay area for it's sun-sex-and-pasta lifestyle." Michael Savage; originally from Brooklyn, NY. ~ GSR/TWN ~