WHY THE JERK DID IT.

Now we know why that registered Democrat, and former IRS/US POST OFFICE employee, went all postal on those white folks who he knew will be voting for Trump again in 2020. ~ Even using a rapid fire AR rifle "jerk trigger" that keeps repeating itself with every recoil shock to the hand from the last round. ~ If I may say so myself; I AM is portrayed as the world's greatest detective in THE ZERO EFFECT because I AM and you are not me. ~ Ergo, a gang of niggers ambushed and killed 3 Green Barets in Niger just as all of those Mr.Anderson figures in the FBI were trying to figure out why the jerk did it. ~ Remember, there was not even one little itty bitty leak about Harvard's foreign aid student Barack Obama using a stolen S.S. number and fake birth certificate when Bob Mueller was in charge of things at the pussy whipped FBI in HANNIBAL:II. ~ Sure, everybody loves pussy. ~ But who wants to be forced to eat it every God damn fucking day? ~ GSR/TWN ~ JERK OFF NOTES: Keep in mind that Steve's sensational breakout picture entitled THE JERK came out in 1976. ~ Wherein we begin to get a more contemporary glimpse of yours truly; a.k.a. the marred servant; in the above film's BOOGIE NIGHTS disco scenes at about 1:10 and 1:19. ~ Which stand in for my upcoming vampire happenings at the PLAYBOY MANSION in SHAMPOO:II meets EATING RAUOL:II. ~ NEW READER NOTES: In the 1982 EATING RAOUL [bland enchilada] prophecy. ~ I get to eat out and fuck both Keira Knightley and her sister wife Carey Mulligan behind their husbands' back because they were not taking care of the family's business. ~ Women want 666 security more than they want 1776 freedom. ~ Which is why they should not have the right to vote in general. ~ Unless they hold the titled rights to private property. ~ Which is a whole discussion for some other day. ~ PS JIMMY: More day time AM radio, less late night FM radio. ~ PS JIM CARREY: You and Will Ferrel were born to play the greatest jerks that the world has ever seen. ~ PS KRISTEN STEWART: How about a special purpose sequel to SIDEWAYS? ~ Wherein I dump a shit load of off shore tax free 6-figure cash money on you and your girlfriend's ass just to get things off and started. ~ THE JERK NOTES: The Jerk's wife says that, "..we've hit bottom." right after she had heard the theme song for THE WAY WE WERE. ~