Friday, December 31, 2010


Wayne Myers was hauling a 900 lb bull from Bald Top, PA to the slaughter Wednesday when it escaped at a red light in Danville and ran wild for two miles until they shot it. The day the CURB re-run was about Larry in a Spanish Lebowski bowling shirt, getting waked at some WIZARD OF OZ theme birthday party by a kid who missed the TIE ME UP! bull pinata at:

Thursday's CURB was a prophecy about Larry firing some black guy who didn't know how to fix his TV. That ends with the show's prophetic transsexual black character, first seen at a sandwich shop, fixing it for him. For the day's breaking news about Rosie The Riveter passing away as timely Providential publicity for Rosie's new talk show on Oprah's OWN network debut Saturday. Her classic image depicts the icon holding Rosie's giant sex toy vibrator and a vagina sandwich, with the flag of Sodom&Egypt flying in the background, at:

That Oquirrh Mountain temple gunman was shouting 'The birds are coming!.. They were here last night!" He probably had a powerful vision that made him crack about Alfred Hitchcock's allegory of the gog magog invasion in EZE.38, entitled THE BIRDS. The 1963 prophecy was filmed on the exposed west coast, just north of the Gay Area. Evan Hunter wrote the screenplay. The yellow '...scream' movie poster is at:

A strange 3.8 quake happened along the Wildcat River Thursday, in Howard County, Indiana, according to:

The number 'V452' is printed on the bottom of Barack Obama's genuine hospital birth certificate. Yesterday I saw this African mask fake image of Angelina in the 452 spot. Now it's in the 431 slot, at:


Thursday, December 30, 2010


The inspired TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN! allegory came out in Spain on the eve of it's future SCREAM 4 co-star's birth date in 1990, in confirmation of her telling Pepe to screw alot while on vacation. Since her 2.10 1991 birthday suggests that her parents were doing a lot of screwing right before the indie film was released in America on 5.4 in 1990. You don't get to be called to be the artistically worthy niece of Hollywood's no.1 movie star actress for nothing. Whose kinky PRETTY WOMAN prophecy came out in 1990 around the same time that Emma Roberts was conceived. Hence the imminent arrival of Penelope Cruz's first child while these REV.12 Virgin Mary child revelations are coming to light before the release of her next major motion picture on Emma Watson's 4.15 birthday.

Wednesday morning I popped in an old $1 tape of TMUTMD that I had found months ago at GOODWILL's secondhand shop, "Where jobs change lives..." for the mental people at Ricky's state home, glancing over at my 5:59 GROUNDHOG DAY eternal life clock that read '2:10' exactly. [At least that is what the light skin Barack Obama dude on the side of their delivery trucks has been prophesying about for the past decade or so.]

A few hours later, FRANK'S FURNITURE exploded like a Denis Leary PSA in the Detroit suburb of worldly Wayne. For the bloody sofa scream scenes where Ricky is wearing a WAYNES WORLD wig while watching no.1 talk on the phone. Before the 29ish marred servant one mighty and strong comes through the endowment veil to rescue her from her dirty old aunt's pornographic KAMA SUTRA bible featured in the sleazy Liz Hurley opening to Austin Powers' robobabe sequel; shouting "Don't scream!" Because, at the time, Mike Myers was just starting to get a handle on his WAYNES WORLD character who was obsessed with that Sienna Miller babe at the donut shop place that spawns the kinds of unstable stalkers in TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN! by all of today's scripturally ignorant 666 Hollywood actresses children charities.

TIE ME UP!.. ends with Ricky riding in the back seat of Marina's sisterly FRIENDS threesome, via Rt.90 and Lincoln Blvd, over to today's Marina Del Rey harbor of safety. Faithfully following his abandoned life history subway map based on my Jennifer Aniston fish&chips subway sandwich dream, as they all sing about the Branch Davidian reed in ISAIAH 42:3 who will never break. Just confirmed by the NYC subway trains that were stopped this week by the historic snow job going down in the NYC media. In the last days, everyone is going to be painfully forced to tell the plain and simple truth, like it or NOT!


Tuesday, December 28, 2010


Five Haitian guys in their teens gassed themselves to death accidentally while partying at the HOTEL PRESIDENTE near Miami's airport on Boxing Day, just off Brownsville. In confirmation of the Tons of Fun Amusement Park penis stump prophecy in the Olsen twin's FUN HOUSE MYSTERY White House allegory. Where they served the burgers and fries etc that were found uneaten in their hotel room. They were mostly around the same age that many guys can now enter into Obama's OWN homosexual military.

The twin dolls ride on two White Horse Prophecy carousel metaphors in the above little 1995 detective movie. And take a spin on the park's giant medicine wheel ride, outside Jacksonville, Florida.

Tabloid pix have shown that Angelina's little Shiloh is often dressed and groomed to look like a boy. Her Blackford Ln landmark that shows where Namibia is located on the African shaped Mercer Island is a Detroit auto industry time-line reference to the advent of the illegitimate transsexual one in MARK 13:14 etc. Confirmed by that 'black coal for Christmas' ship stuck in the Detroit River for days, near Lincoln Park and Fighting Island. There is going to be lots of fighting when the Obama media con job collapses.

The only body of water on Mercer Island is Ellis Pond; symbolically located in the general area of Kenya's famous Lake Victoria.

Those new NOH8iti poses are confirmation of the tape Ricky uses in the TIE ME UP! TIE ME DOWN! actresses prophecy; seen in this latest one by no.1 at:

Here is a still from the film's famous bathtub scene where James Bond comes to the rescue at:

On Monday the Sodom&Egypt DOW closed at 11,555.03, for the 555' Egyptian boner monument idol in DC to Lake Washington. Which uses darker stone in the top two thirds to symbolize the two witnesses era when America would be dominated by alien gentile values.


Monday, December 27, 2010


We finally learned that Mr Pogue was the name of that 2BC hunter forerunner who entered the O Queerh Mountain temple grounds east of MARK 13:14 Jordan [Utah] on Christmas day to generate a little publicity for Oprah's OWN network debut with the proud new queer ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES father Mr Travolta on 1.1.11. Since live pogue minnows are one of the best queer baits in the world for Puget Sound's copper rock fish around 570 KVI island. Now playing nothing but Travolta's original GREASE oldies music. Based on the gigantic copper pit of captivity mine located nearby in the Oquirrh Mountains' context of Barneys [Frank] Canyon, Black Rock Canyon, Left Hand Canyon, Coon Canyon, Middle Canyoon, etc at:

Angelina's messianic baby name Shiloh literally means 'He to whom it belongs' as in Africa is Obama's OWN [mine] continent of birth. According to his official Certification of Birth from Kenya that was sent to the Hawaii courts as required for Mrs Obama's 1964 divorce from his Kenyan father. Which the usual lunatics on the left tried to fabricate, but they forgot to put the paper document's fold marks in the right place.

Angelina is an ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES mother look alike in order that her little Shiloh girl would be a Divine confirmation of the little false Shiloh in the cinematic prophecy who was dressed like a girl in the French execution scene.

Why do all you old queers in SLC, UT think that 8 Americano tourists were killed on Christmas day, USA time, enroute to the day 1290 desecrated temple of Sodom and Egypt in Egypt? Right during the sunrise hour featured on the abominable political logo of the homosexual leader in the Casablanca who had the gay [Mormon Tabernacle Choir] Donald Young church choir leader murdered?

Speaking of my suicidal Manchurian Candidate assassin sidekick, I found the ANY WHICH WAY YOU CAN prophecy about those SADDLE TRAMPS motorcycle butt fuckers getting the shit kicked out of them at WAL*MART Monday in the close-out bin at:

Gwyneth Paltrow's CARNIVAL OF SOULS prophecy about the future D&C 86 RLDS church takes place at the historic FDR era SALTAIR PAVILION location on the north side of the Oquirrh Mountains range. Which means ANY WHICH WAY... you look at it... the star of SALT is going to come in from the cold whether she likes it or not. As prophesied in the TIE ME UP AND TIE ME DOWN prophecy that converted/delivered Penelope Cruz. On Christmas day, the owner of SLC's French Quail Run restaurant fantasy shot himself and his wife in Provo's MARRIOTT with the same bird hunters shotgun that Mr Pogue had at the Oquirrh Mountain temple; right down the block from NU SKIN.


Saturday, December 25, 2010


Here's the new JJ photo of Mary Kate in a gorilla coat, holding an ARROWHEAD bottle from the Gregory Drive area landmarks at:

Arm to the square. Yesterday I dreamed that Sienna and I had been working hard on a screenplay together for a long time. She looked really fine, so finally I suggested in a very odd but business like way, that perhaps we should take an affection break sometime. She agreed with me on a completely professional level, and leaned in for a friendly kiss. But when I got close to her lips they suddenly looked like a monkey's mouth. All day that was bugging me, until I saw the same mouth with red lips in this new Miley pic at:

A blog poster offered the LA TIMES $5,000 Thursday if they could prove that Obama was born in Hawaii. Later on CURB, Larry offered an Asian Yellow Sea doctor $5,000 if he could cure his stiff neck, which he did.

The Fun House mystery is also available at:

That is the future Hillary Clinton in a space suit with a Sec.State world globe on her head in COUNT YORGA II's costume party sequence; wearing an upside down peace sign. Where a lady says to the reverend Moses "We need the hard stuff!.. Are you coming?.."



Friday morning on a whim, I watched one of the Olsen twins' prophetic detective series, THE CASE OF THE FUN HOUSE MYSTERY. Where the little P.I. dolls are hired to investigate a reddish "monster" in the future White House, located at a place near Florida's [Korea's] penis stump landmark, called Tons of Fun Amusement Park. Turned out the beast was an orangutan from Barack Obama's native Indonesia. Whose hair looked much like that decapitated 'Judy' doll at the ABC network on Friday night's CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, at:

Because the JJ photos were starting to come in Friday of Mary-Kay Olsen holding the episode's ARROWHEAD water bottle boner, at the same time the new pix of Angelina and Brad came out of Namibia, Africa. Where her daughter Shiloh was born in confirmation of the false Shiloh Messiah in the Casablanca who was born in Africa.

Namibia is located in Africa at the Blackford Ln landmark on Lake Washington's African shaped Mercer Island where Obama's Jewish mother lived for a period. His genuine simple 1961 birth certificate from a poor third world hospital is number 32018. As it numerically relates to Angelina's inspired 32nd image on that depicts Obama standing behind her with an uncircumcised Florida cock, surrounded by his fun house staff, at:

Note the black diagonal cross on Angelina that is actually the traditional 'X' mystery woman sign associated with the REV.17 beast.

In the 1995 short, a Sodom&Egypt expert tells the twin dolls that the 666 beast often looks just like ordinary people, even if they are 10' tall giants, and fly on official private planes. Before the mystery adventure ends with the petite detectives studying a big Chocolate Mtns ice-cream model block and a pitcher full of pinkO lemonade.

"It's your lucky day..." says Tom Hanks' ABC network wife when she hands Larry the long-haired doll's head with a new Bob haircut, that he had stuffed in his crotch earlier. Walking back Friday afternoon at FREDDYS, a great Larry David look alike was standing in front of the 3RD DIMENSION hair salon. But the odds of a Cheryl David look alike standing there also just blew me away.


Thursday, December 23, 2010


Denis Leary was on Letterman Wednesday promoting his new book SUCK ON THIS YEAR, proceeds to go to his firefighters charity, when two firefighters were killed by a falling wall in Obama's south side Chicago, on the 100th anniversary of the 21 firefighters who were killed by a falling wall at Chicago's Union Stockyards. See the two gurneys report at:,0,1262573.story

It was the same day that the abomination of desolation, who sucks cock, signed the new homosexual military bill of Sodom and Egypt. In confirmation of the warning in 1KINGS 20:30 about a wall falling down on 27,000 fighters of the enemy of Israel.

Wednesday's fire happened at a former laundry building, for the cleansing fires in ISAIAH 4 etc.

The guy who sucked on Obama's boner at a QUALITY INN off Rt.21 Gurnee, while he sucked on the crack pipe, has a new web site at:

Denis showed Dave THE RIFLEMAN gun, used by Lucas McCain, that he got for Christmas as a kid, on the same day the look alike Brian Austin Green was on a re-run of him kissing Jimmy Kimmel. Confirmed by this famous BOB'S BIG BOY suck on this pose at:

Leary's Letterman appearance was apparently taped on the 21st. His new 'suck this' book is at:


Wednesday, December 22, 2010


The powerful 7.4 earthquake in Japan's Bonin Islands region occurred right where Dr Evil's '...long and hard and full of seamen' sub was first pointed out in the AUSTIN POWERS: Goldmember prophecy. In confirmation of that prophetic BOB'S BIG BOY rocket burger on Conan's new cable show set, that was inspired by Utah's Senator Bob getting behind the abomination of desolation's START treaty with the Yogi Bear family movie Danites.

See the prophetic atomic missile icons on the corners of Provo's bombed out LDS FIDDLER ON THE ROOF landmark at:

There was a BOB'S BIG BOY near the Provo Tabernacle, just up University Ave, when I lived in Provo. In confirmation of Bob's future position at some Utah university.

Wednesday's big boner sign near the Yellow Sea was Providentially coordinated to unfold with multiple strong 5.O aftershocks at the same time the homosexual usurper was signing the new military law that will finally allow him to serve as an openly gay commander-in-chief. Now that the stonewalling media's 'don't ask don't tell' policies have been officially exposed by the Hugh Jackman style cable crash in the Bono backed Broadway musical, SPIDERMAN: Turn Off the Dark.

For a second witness, ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES's Jewish nanny state cartoon figure who heads the FCC orchestrated new Internet regulations the very day after Chavez's 42 months congress passed new Internet regulations without any congressional debate. Hence the epic rains in Hollywood, the epic snow storm in Crested Butte etc, as Obama ends the don't ask status quo and heads off to the set of HAWAII FIVE O.



Monday, December 20, 2010


Here is a great photo of the log cabin with traditional REV.17 mystery 'X' symbols where Prince William proposed to Kate Middleton, that commemorates the country where Baberaham Lincoln the REV.16 log splitter was born, at:

Yesterday I dreamed that I dumped a huge log into a giant throne-size white toilet, the size of a NIAGARA therapy chair, sitting on a raised platform in the middle of a room. So big the flush started backing up and flooding over the sides, as two boys came into the room to watch. Later I saw the same two boys on CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM at 1:30 am Monday. In the Thor wrestler re-run where Larry tells the two sons of the mighty and strong Jesus 'phony' figure in D&C 85 that "...the bald turd said hello." Which is what Thor had called Larry in an angry road run in earlier.

The 'tight entrance' corn-holer name of that GOTTA GO gay church bus driver who crashed near Gunnison is Fred Kornegay, according to:

Whenever you read stuff by 666 national socialists and radical Muslim fascists about the "filthy Jews" you often see them publish cartoonish photos like this one at:

Saturday night at 11:35, I had a flash vision of a sterling dinner fork tapping the side of a fancy china plate 4 times with a ring. The next day, as British authorities arrested 12 terrorist suspects, the official royal wedding china came out with GREASE 2 doves on it at:

As recorded in the 2BC, the Lord will cleanse his church in the same way that you would clean a dirty plate under running water with one swipe.

The red fascist Chavez was given 18 months of rule by decree. Counting down from January, that period would come to an end on the last of the 42 months in REV.13.


Sunday, December 19, 2010


The GOTTA GO EXPRESS bus that crashed in Obama's Colorado along the Continental Divide, near Gunnison and Sargents, on the same day Sodom&Egypt voted for open homosexuality in the military, was carrying a group of Denton, TX church goers from THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW church to a place called Crested Butte. Because the latter-day churches are only fiddling while the 42 months prophecy in REV.13 is unfolding. To the point where the faint hearted sons of lost Israel in 2NEPHI 8 could only find the courage to argue about the bad timing of such an abomination. I didn't hear anything about character and morality from the naive white saps who were getting it shoved down their throats Saturday.

Therefore New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson was in Korea's cut-off cock sucker MASH landmark while another bus crash injured 21 near Jack's Peak in his state's Lincoln County on Hwy.54, coming from Obama's Denver enroute to Obama's El Paso, by way of various A-bomb military sites in the area. According to:

One can read about the "narrow opening" to Gunnison's Black Canyon landmark at:

Meanwhile there was another odd earthquake in Lincoln County, Oklahoma, along the usual I-44 landmark Saturday. This one a 3.6 at:

The Dude was on SNL Saturday playing a gay Christmas gift wrapper inside an old frontier town store of the TRUE GRIT west, like this one in Crested Butte at:

An outlaw walked with his six-shooter out to rob the place, but the gay Dude ended up gift wrapping the man's gun like those gay Christians would do who crashed outside Gunnison Saturday.

It was a latter-day prophecy from God that John McCain became a captive of the Asian marxists and their homosexual prison guards on Hillary Clinton's birthday in 1967. In order for the senator to be a living witness of the time when those who worship the new 666 beast would hold America captive for 42 months. As confirmed by Hugo Chavez being granted the power to rule by decree from a lame-duck congress the day before the US Senate of Sodom and Egypt voted against the will of the more righteous.


Saturday, December 18, 2010


As the senate of Sodom and Egypt prepares to allow fudge packers to serve openly in their military, commanded by a well known illegal alien homosexual born in Africa, more earthquakes rattled the Chocloate Mtns of Imperial County; centered in the same place where all those SADDLE TRAMPS club butt fuckers were mowed down on Hwy.98 back on 11.13. In confirmation of Ms PinkO's farewell tour down on the kangaroo court continent that is shaped like an English horse saddle.

The first 4.2 quake, south of the SEES chocolate landmark of Seeley, CA, marked the two witnesses period in REV.13. When the righteous will be fucked in the ass for 42 months, counting down from the illegal inauguration of the abomination of desolation in DANIEL, who doesn't prefer women.

Utah based MRS FIELD'S chocolate chip cookie culture is why the Provo Tabernacle burned down right after Larry King's farewell show party with his Mrs Fields look alike wife. A beautiful set of the MARK 13:14 Holy Land prophecy burned down with it at:

Right next door on Center St is the prophetic NU SKIN headquarters of the upcoming physical transfiguration cleansing by ISAIAH 4 fire etc at:

Hence the second 3.3 quake at the center's 32.666 north point for the Lord's no.34 Israelite church acting like a no.33 gentile church; with a south side temple wall reference to EZE.47 at:

The last time I visited the Provo Tabernacle was in the late 80s, to watch the 6'3" Nyle Smith do a superb portrait of Tevye the milk man in FIDDLE ON THE ROOF. Which originally debuted on Broadway in 1964 at the IMPERIAL THEATER. It was the first movie I saw after returning from my LDS mission in Italy.


Friday, December 17, 2010


The legendary PINK PANTHER diamond caper movies director, Blake Edwards, Providentially passed away in time for the news to coincide perfectly with the lesbian VAGINA MONOLOGUES re-run of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM on Thursday. As confirmed by that 27 year-old man in the Yellow Sea region who got on a "TORIDE KEIRIN" bus packed with high school girls and started slashing people with a kitchen knife at:

Edwards also directed BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY's and wrote the radio drama series, RICHARD DIAMOND; Private Detective.

The films' prophetic Pink Panther diamond metaphor was named after the beautiful stone's flaw that resembled a leaping panther wildcat. The initial 1963 movie poster advertised the upcoming physical transfiguration's second chance themes in BLAME IT ON RIO etc with a threesome subtext and a Keira Knightley looking type at:

Wednesday's Chocolate Mtns warning was not only confirmed by that chocolate babe's hair catching on fire in P Diddy's bathtub at THE LONDON HOTEL. There was also a 4.4 MLK quake in the REV.13:1 Celebes Sea, south of the land of the 1776 Chocolate Hills at:

The miraculous image of Diddy's sexy babe getting washed in a tub was about the Holy Ghost descending on converts like a flame above their heads in the Bible, after being washed clean by baptism when the lord "...shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost and with fire." in LUKE 3:16 etc.

As confirmed by TIFFANY's optimistic diamond dove jewelry piece in Wednesday's NYT ad that represented the Holy Ghost dove visiting Jesus after he was baptized by John. The Holy Ghost is the comforter, nicknamed Michael in GREASE 2, who will let you know for sure when something is right. As depicted in the new movie poster for HOW DO YOU KNOW, that features Reese Witherspoon looking up at Michael for answers at:


Thursday, December 16, 2010


A custom necklace with an 'O' pendant of pink diamonds is being made as a gift for Oprah's pinko opera house audience, like the one at:

Which represents the 'V' inspiration behind Mr Duke's vagina ring icon artwork in his Panama City farewell shooting. In Wednesday's CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM re-run, Larry's wife needed the future abomination of desolation's black doctor prescription for her itchy skin problem at LONG'S DRUGS, for a thematic magic bullet .22 Long cure, like at:

On the same CURB Wednesday, an AMTRAK train coming from Obama's Chicago, [traditionally staffed by gentlemanly negros] caught fire in O/hio near the Black River, and was forced to stop to the east of Cleveland's ROCK N ROLL HALL OF FAME. Right as the news was rolling out about the Jewish Neil Diamond's induction into the music museum.

The inspired episode's physical transfiguration NUSKIN message was plainly visible in the background of Lewis' amazing living room temple veil endowment house decor.

Wednesday's black skin doctor prophecy was confirmed by the same day's series of new earthquakes that rattled the Rt.111 Chocolate Mtns for hours; like this MLK number 4.4 shaker for no.44 with the REV.16 hint hint in it's '111...' time stamp at:

The quakes were centered next to Brawley, CA. For the huge brawl that is coming when the stonewalling media is forced to report the truth about my awsome sidekick who loves to fuck naive white saps in the pink ass O. As confirmed by that big brawl at Hulk Hogan's Clearwater, Florida wedding Tuesday, when a Hispanic party crasher dude shouted "I'm packing a gun!"


Wednesday, December 15, 2010


The guy who started shooting in a Panama City school board meeting Tuesday looked exactly like the Christian conservative AAMCO owner in Monday's CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM re-run at:

People thought Mr Duke was shooting blanks or caps, because he was probably using a .22 confirmation of the new CATCH 22 signs and wonders. Rt.22 runs over to Dead Lake right there, to mark the same day that Lt. Col. Lakin was fucked in the ass by that CATCH 22 military cunt who is taking her bullshit orders from the illegitimate commander in chief at the desecrated white house in DC. Whereas, Senator McCain, a US citizen, was more than willing to show his Panama City, Panama birth certificate to the 'birther' Democrats in congress. CATCH 22 is about all the kiss ass idiots who are dominant in any huge government career oriented bureaucracy.

Mr Duke spray painted a red 'V' within the giant 'O' icons that we saw everywhere down under during Oprah's WHEN THE FAT LADY SINGS farewell tour. That was confirmed by the X-MAN Jackman crash at Sydney's fat lady opera house finale, right after the sad news that Aretha Franklin is dying of cancer. This is why we meet Mr AAMCO when he is staring a Larry's Venus vagina painting at:

Monday morning at 6:08, I had a flash vision of a finger pointing at the obituaries section of a newspaper. So after I saw the obituary of some deceased "cunt" written by Larry in Tuesday's CURB, I checked Tuesday's TNT paper obituaries and saw the kangaroo court confirmation of someone's beloved Mild/red Swanberg . Who represented the black swan that Larry killed with a golf club at the OCEAN VIEW Yellow Sea links.



Tuesday, December 14, 2010


Hollywood's most famous British vampire from the old world, Ozzy Osbourne, nicknamed The Prince of Darkness, rear-ended a car in LA with his physical transfiguration FERRARI, that was featured in LA STORY and FATHER OF THE BRIDE, on the same day Larry and Jeff got rear-ended in the mint condition 1957 CHEVY re-run of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. See the confirmation of Nicole Richie getting married at Count Yorga's Spanish mission mansion, owned by her strange looking father, at:

The 57 finally got repaired by a Christian conservative guy who owns three AAMCO transmission franchises. The exact kind of "super rich millionaires" that the 666 blood-sucking vampires in DC would tax even more if not for the ongoing Tea Party push to beat back The Thing with no known birth certificate or national citizenship.

Obviously, Pink's new hit song, "Raise your glass!..." was the Providential set up for Miley's 'Glass I love to suck no matter what...' video of her getting a buzz around the same time the Buzzard kids died from smoke inhalation in Bucyrus, Ohio. In confirmation of the vivid dream Miley recently had about Madonna telling her that she was acting like a brat.

X-MAN Hugh Jackman got a blackjacked eye in Sydney Monday, USA time, when he slid down into the black Oprah show on a steel cable with no brakes and crashed into a Mr Light. I believe AAMCO also does brakes now.

There was a third COUNT YORGA movie in the works back in the 70s. Based on the idea that the Count was now financially destitute, and putting together an underground team of followers to take over the city. But it seems that the project's time had not yet come.

The old hard-of-hearing vampire expert in San Francisco thought David was talking about a 'Count Yoga' swinger.


Monday, December 13, 2010


There is a 666 reason why the LA police detective in part 2 is a younger Count Yorga look alike.

The old vampire expert in San Francisco suspects that Dave is a homogaysexual predator.

Maddoff Jr offed himself by hanging right after the CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM episode re-run where Larry sees Dr Lynch about his broken "Midas Touch" finger. "Hey... You're going to get Miles!" [Cyrus] says the doctor when Larry hands him his credit card. The birthday girl Miley sucking on that spicy salvia bong was a BJ smoker saliva thing at:

Count Yorga is hundreds of years older than his wives, just like K Stewart's boyfriend in TWILIGHT etc. The classic 1930s European sedan he drives is brand new.

A lesbian was reading the Korean War novel CATCH 22 at STARBUCKS Sunday, a worn Bible lying on the table beside her. Later the news broke about that Korean fish-catching boat that sank in the REV.13:1 sea, drowning 22 at:

Saturday, the two boulders of Judah and Ephraim rolled down the mountain in DANIEL 2 and smashed into a house on Holoai Loop near Obama's Pacific Palisades, Hawaii, located beside Pearl Harbor. Apparently much of CURB takes place in Pacific Palisades in LA. See:

In confirmation of the well known Sodom and Egypt promoter, Mrs Edwards, dying on Pearl Harbor Day. The woman in REV.17 wears pearls from the REV.13 sea.

Reportedly, 6 US troops were just killed in Afghanistan by a Love Bus filled with explosives.

3 kids died from smoke in a trailer fire in Bucyrus, Ohio when the video of Ms Cyrus smoking a bong came out at:

To the north is a small place called Brokensword.


Sunday, December 12, 2010


The two LA story COUNT YORGA movies are about the upcoming physical transfiguration's blood cleansing ceremonies. Which will soon be introduced on the down low inside of a small endowment house of the Lord. As prophetically represented by the little Chaple of the Transfiguration in Wyoming; located along the medicinal Snake River near Jenny Lake, below Keira Knightley's 10,326' Mt Leidy, west of REV.16's Continental Divide landmark that runs up to David Letterman's Branch Davidian compound in Montana. [The place where Sandy's Christmas jet crashed in the snow.]

Which is why Letterman and his bride of Dracula got stuck in the mud, like those two lovers in their red 60s Love Bus do in part 1, on their way to get married at the count's Chateau, Montana landmark on Hwy.89; near Miller Colony and Freezeout Lake, east of the old ROCKY MTN HIGH SKI RESORT and Mel's Gibson Dam reservoir.

The Count Yogi vampire drives around LA in a classic old sedan. Much like the one that Prince Charles and Camilla were riding in when that London mob tried to jam a wood stick into Camilla last week at:

Because the film's blood research doctor goes to the chateau house with a rather flimsy stick in part 1, intending to do the same thing to the Count who is sitting on his royal basement throne in his BRIDES OF DRACULA chamber. Which I watched on the same day as the above linked London newspaper confirmation was posted on line.

When the blood doctor calls the LA police to warn them that a vampire is on the loose, they tell him that he is the "58th nut to report a vampire..."


Saturday, December 11, 2010


Exactly like HP7, THE LOVES OF COUNT IORGA was made into two parts; better known as 1970's COUNT YORGA, VAMPIRE, and 1971's THE RETURN OF COUNT YORGA; He's The Ultimate Date From Hell, in this image of his 4 pair of screamers at:

Lately confirmed by all those inspired reports about Neve Campbell dating my OLD SPICE sidekick who I let do my dirty work on her with that weird dude's Harry Potter forehead 'V' icon mark at:

One can see the count's obvious Jude Law look alike forerunner connection to the orgasmic 111 Sienna Miller earthquake at Miller Creek, Washington in the series of Providential images at:

"I just went for a walk like I always do..." is a line in part 2, that shows the Canadian orphan boy with his yellow ball sporting Justin Beiber bangs at 59:34 minutes into the DVD. Who the muted [censored] Neve figure keeps murmuring about until he finally says, "...I sure wish she would stop accusing me of things... I like her, and all that, but..." CUT TO: Neve Campbell's brass Christmas dinner bell sitting on the stair case next to him.

Basically, COUNT YORGA began on my GATEWAY PC of the 1990s, and then returned suddenly with his 6 young wives in my part two iPAD era at his re-purchased Branch Davidian "Gateway" mission compound in JESSES JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER meets VERTIGO in San Francisco. That starts out with Jude Law's Sherlock Holmes character at a school costume party, mixing it up with today's British GEICO insurance spokesman, my Tarzan jungle man, and various blond TMZ beach boy followers in the background carrying surfboards.

One of the best scenes is where THE SAILOR DOG hits it off on a sail boat with a fine brunet. As he takes over the inspired prophetic positions of his metaphorically named forerunners; like Mr Law, Mr Light, Mr Friend, Mr Cruise, Mr Carey, Mr Big, and so forth...


Friday, December 10, 2010


This report confirms that nearby Jewett City, Conn firefighters are helping raise funds for the families of those 4 teens who died Tuesday in the Griswold Christmas tree crash at:

I never heard of the LA story COUNT YORGA vampire movies from the 70s. But I saw the poster art in a flash Wednesday morning, wherein all the images at were various classic horror movie posters, like:

This symbolic Brown University college vampire kid from Albertville, AL, where they manufacture the famous fire hydrants, was nabbed the day before I found the two Count Yorga movies at WAL*MART. Apparently he gave some kid a Harry Potter forehead scar with a branding iron, at:

The same Tuesday Dan Aykroyd was on Kimmel promoting his new Yogi Bear in Yellowstone movie.

Last Tuesday, ET et al showed a cute clip of Barbara Streisand calling the two Focker children over to her for a hug, saying "Give me a Focker sandwich..." A few hours later there was a powerful 6.5 earthquake in the South Sandwich Islands, near the Shag Rocks, way off Argentina.

I checked Letterman Thursday during a CURB commercial break, and found the part Jewish WORLDWIDE PANTIES guy telling Bill O'Reilly that NYC's Jewish mayor Bloomberg would make a great 'independent candidate' for the White House in 2012. In confirmation of the big orange 'O' on this guy's cap at:

In CHRISTMAS VACATION, a man in a "SPEED BALL Messenger Service" jacket delivers Griswold's jelly-of-the-month year end bonus.


Thursday, December 9, 2010


The new pix of Sienna singing Christmas carols in London was the go-ahead that I had been waiting for to review the original 1989 classic CHRISTMAS VACATION. Which was in theaters at the same time I met the amazing German Alison Deetz meets Charlize Theron cock-sucking machine at a desperate singles Christmas party in Pasadena. Looking back on it, I was as shocked as the never-had-sex-before Uncle Fester.

SIDE NOTE: Some time ago, the Lord rather casually let me know that the Olsen twins offer the nicest and tightest BJ in town; while cautioning me to not get all carnal-minded about it, and lose focus. In other words, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, or you'll end up like Heath Ledger.

Well, if you updated LOST meets CHRISTMAS VACATION 2 first, like I did, you'll know that Eddie's son, nicknamed "Third", always comes third, and that Ellen Page is his short '59' girlfriend forerunner, named after Sparkie's wife Ellen, because CV2 was based on John Hugh's short story titled CHRISTMAS 59.


It opens with some "Jackass riding my tail..." in Utah. For the time when my Branch Davidian brother Nyle Smith and I went down to the Ephraim, Utah area on Rt.89, in his small Asian hunter 4x4, to cut down a redwood bush cedar in the family movie's deep snow-job setting. [Who later became a Mel Gibson TMZ lawyer actor in Beaverton, Oregon.] Which results in the Ephraimite lead church eventually getting uprooted and relocated to a safer place.

The middle America satirist Bill Maher hated on Sarah Palin's moose kill Thursday because in his heart of hearts he knows that he is the same moose glass that holds the eggnog in NATIONAL LAMPOON's mainstream America satire CHRISTMAS VACATION.

CHRISTMAS VACATION comes to an end when 'the beast of a man' Uncle Eddie goes to the White House in his redneck RV and holds the corporate boss man there 'hostage', to use the words of the illegal jackass now living there for free like Eddie Murphy's character in the BEVERLY HILLS COP prophecies. As confirmed by the BHPD's report that Ronni Chase was shot by Larry David's sidekick on a medicine wheel bicycle right after the CURB episode about Mrs Funkhouser getting run over on Sunset Blvd in her FDR wheelchair.

I heard Clark Griswold say "We're on the threshold of hell!" the day after those 4 teens were killed when their car smashed into a White House size Christmas tree in Griswold, Conn. In confirmation of the filthy Jewish Senator from that state coming out in shameless support of open homosexuals serving in the armed forces of today's modern Sodom and Egypt.

The pussy-whipped amoral independent politician with no standards stands for everything that Bill Mahr and Conan O'Brian, and Jay Leno, and WORLDWIDE PANTIES' boss David Letterman have been endlessly promoting during the latter-day FAIR GAME period of the two witnesses of Judah and Ephraim. Therefore, that lily white pussy cat hiding under the Branch Davidian sofa throne of the King of the Cowboys in Chicago gets electrocuted at the end of CHRISTMAS VACATION 1989. And Griswold gets a free 12-month bonus membership to the 'Jelly of the Month Club' in Medford, OR, which is "The gift that keeps on giving the whole year..." according to Canada's resident expert on the Hollywood Star Whackers per:


Wednesday, December 8, 2010


Ohio state troopers thought 20 year-old Franciscan college student Megan Green had died in a car crash Monday. Perhaps they took one look at her stand-in's Jayne Mansfield tattoo and put two and two together. But the hospital called later and informed them that her husband Brian Green was going to be on Jimmy Kimmel Tuesday night, and she would still be alive at:

Because Mr Green came out right after Dan Akroyd and Jimmy were talking about communicating with the dead. While doing promotion for his Yellowstone bear movie tie in with his new Danite vodka in dead EZE.37 skull bottles called CRYSTAL HEAD, at:

Just to make everything crystal clear, Brian came out Tuesday and gave Jimmy a kiss on the lips, before showing pictures of his recent gay beach wedding to the former Catholic school girl Megan in Hawaii. Explaining how the gay Mark Cherry called from Hollywood during the whole thing and said that he wanted to put him on his DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES of gay monogamy show. Well before Eva Longoria decided to end her own gay church wedding arrangement with Tony Parker.

All confirmed by that massive historic ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES hippie wedding fire in Baltimore's strip club district Monday, across from No.44's THE HUSTLER CLUB, that started inside the GAYETY sex shop at street number 404. For the bulk of the fakes at that were originally posted there on 4.04 04. Like this prophetic HAREM HOLIDAY image of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM's regular beach wedding character posing beside her master's bed with crystal time-machine physical transfiguration posts at:

No wonder Larry tried to return his black size 42 jacket at BARNEYS in Tuesday's no.2 episode. Before he was interrupted by that old gray lady from Conway, Ark's new earthquake zone, that has been shaking things up around the state's Enola Gay landmark. Which ended with Paul Simon singing, "Still crazy after all these years..."


Sunday, December 5, 2010


On the opening day of I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS a bus carrying UMASS college kids on a dog sledding trip to Jim Carey's Canada crashed near the giant cut-off cock icon formed by Vermont's Hoosac Mtns border with Massachusetts. Friday's crash that injured 17 happened on I-91 near Landmark College, west of the two British fag landmarks of Chesterfield and Marlborough, south of Westminster. In confirmation of Prince William and Kate's upcoming gay wedding on the anniversary of Hitler's wedding in that GREASE 2 bomb shelter where the Englishman Michael wrote his school papers about the fall of Rome.

Friday's Emma Watson post connection was for the homogaysexual con job she is getting at Brown University in Road Island. To the south of the giant dick without a head is North Adams and Adams. Providencially connecting to the historic World AIDS Day wildfire in north Israel caused by those two Camp Chipuwaw kids in ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES who lite a match when the Vermont hippie nanny wants to discuss preventing forest fires. Because WAD takes place every year on the day 1335 anniversary of Judah in DANIEL's two witnesses chronology of Sodom and Egypt in REV.11-13. [Also see D&C 77 where the Lord reveals that the two witnesses are called unto the Jews.]

East of Chesterfield is 486' Keene, New Hamshire's landmark confirmation of the inflated air-bags on Emma in cfake's 486th image at:

I shit you not.

In this inspired fake of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM's Leon Obama standing behind Jenny, he is role playing that unstable black guy who scratched "I LOVE YOU JENNIFER ANISTON" on the hood of his car at:

Landmark College is a special school for the increasing population of kids like Jenny's stalker. Who are the slightly defective offspring of parents who breed without any Miley Montana grown whole wheat in their diet, according to:


Friday, December 3, 2010


Harold Smith was a tall thin 40ish black guy. So it looks like Larry's sidekick Leon Obama was the persona profetica who killed Ronni Chasen, reenacting his role in CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM as the guy who so often takes care of Larry's dirty business. In episode 69, Mr Obama, the black Muslim, got $200,000 from Michael Richards for that job.

It's the same 09 show where Emma Watson's mom sets her up on a lunch date with Larry because she has an itchy vagina, when we see a '388' parking space in the background. At least that's the number I saw in a split second flash and wrote down with my PILOT pen. Whatever, image 388 is the HARUM SCARUM cfake of Emma standing next to a collection of vagina icons. To go with her double King of England iPAD icons on Michael's shirt that matched the crown hat he got from Leon Obama at:

The tall dark stranger in the Beverly Hills case shot himself in the head with a 9mm at Mr TMZ's HARVEY HOTEL CALIFORNIA on Woody Allen's 75th Hanukkah birthday. In confirmation of that historic California style wildfire that suddenly erupted in Israel. To mark the holiday's traditional celebration of courage in the face of 666 tyranny. [NOT!]

Google 'Harold Smith' images and you will find Sunset Blvd style memorial photos for Mr Funkhouser's Jewish mother. Her look alike son posing next to some of his wild beast trophies on the African continent where Barack Obama was born; like in this wild pig shot at:

Speaking of pussy-whipped journalists, and government church leaders who don't have the balls to ask The Thing for his constitutionally required birth certificate. The last ferry left on the Potomac broke loose from it's [HBO] guide cable Thursday near Balls Bluff National Cemetery, and drifted dangerously down today's flooding REV.12 river of Sodom and Egypt. The prophetic REV.16 civil war memorial is a little place along the river that remembers when the forces of Baberaham Lincoln got their ass kicked.


Thursday, December 2, 2010


CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM's 68th episode on Wednesday ended with Larry dropping his illegal BANANA REPUBLIC pants, which revealed he was wearing red panties. As confirmed by Jenny's reappearing beach wedding character with the fake oversized boobs in her 68th image at, per:

JC Miller did the above fake in confirmation of episode 68's subplot about yours truly having a three-way with Larry's ex-wife and the show's blond Sienna Miller figure.

The brilliant illegal BANANA REPUBLIC pants metaphor was about the homosexual CNN reporter Anderson Cooper stonewalling the truth about the illegal transsexual alien in the Casablanca on the same Monday that the lesbian Supreme Court judges teamed up with Rosie the lesbo to beat up on anyone with the balls to speak up. As explained quite clearly at:

The last lesbian judge appointed by the latter-day imposter came from Harvard. Which would explain the massive fire confirmation outside Detroit Wednesday at the HARVARD PLAZA complex, located in Southfield between 12 Mile Road and 13 Mile Road. Get the big picture at:

Right there is Beverly Hills, Michigan, off [Bob] Woodward Avenue. Because the cops tried to nab one of the Ronni Chasen Beverly Hills suspects Wednesday at the seedy HARVEY HOTEL in LA, before the guy demonstrated how the con job media is committing suicide at places like CNN and NBC.


Wednesday, December 1, 2010


CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM's 09 rerun ended Tuesday with the tombstone of Larry's mother saying he is a black swan killer, as an Asian golf club owner stares at his back. Because Larry had clubbed a black swan to death that attacked him on his OCEAN VIEW golf course.

Back in October, Granny Grass picked up two cheap frozen 'Supreme' TOMBSTONE pizzas on special. Rather reluctantly, I finally baked one on election day Tuesday, all doctored up with virgin olive oil, oregano, fresh onion, and chopped garlic, but it was still cardboard awful. Then for some reason I felt impressed to tack the pizza's delicious looking fake picture cover to the wall next to my 2010 calendar.

Because Tuesday a bunch of disgruntled female judges in Tombstone, Arizona country filed a lawsuit against the brave sheriff down there who is trying to enforce our illegal alien laws. In confirmation of the US Supreme Court's newly appointed lesbian judges refusing to look into the illegal alien status of the transsexual one who appointed them, on the same Monday that Rosie the lesbo beat up Larry two times on CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. At the behest of two ladies sitting in FDR wheelchairs at an Asian violinist concert for high society. Even the same Tuesday that the courageous and heroic fence-sitter John McCain stated that Wisconsin's Jewish Senator Feingold will be greatly missed in the pussy-whipped Senate.

The no-nonsense Japanese club owner warned Larry and the boys Tuesday to stop breaking the club rules, like they are doing on the Supreme Court of today's Sodom and Egypt. Which explains the very powerful 6.8 earthquake in Japan's legendary 'Sea of the Devil' on Monday USA time, also known as the 'Dragon's Triangle' where IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA, northwest of the Bonin Islands at:

Tombstone, Arizona is located below the Dragoon Mountains, just down the road from [Larry] St David, near the junction of the abomination of desolation's Rt.82 number. One of the town's main attractions is the hanging gallows at the courthouse, seen at:

Originally the place was called Goose Flats.