Saturday, November 12, 2011

STILL LIFE WITH WOOD PECKER: The Movie

[It was 4:20 pm Bucky Larson time when I started to write this post.]

Checking out two discounted jars of DAVE's heirloom tomato sauce at MARSHALLS, some mother in the other aisle called out to her "Jennifer!.."

When finally I got up to THE CHECKOUT with the two jars that I love to fuck no matter what in Granny Grass's shopping cart, there was this really fine ass 40ish Jennifer Aniston look alike looker in front of us wearing the same all black look that we have been seeing on her ever since she bought me that upstairs IN LIKE FLINT penthouse birds' nest.

Ever since Jesus told me "Twenty minutes after four..." at 9:44 pm on 8.29, I have been picking up on various new 42 months signs and wonders. Like that 4.2 earthquake in Miley Montana in the exact place where I caught my first German brown trout ever using a dry fly buck hair blond body grasshopper #8 by Ken McLeod on the Rock River near Clinton.

The spectacular and amazing trout lips prophecy was a little bit on the fat side. In confirmation of all the new plumper pix of Miley Cyrus complaining that her slight weight gain has weakened the beauty of her rather weak anti-Aniston jaw line.

Sometimes skinny is better. Sometimes a little marbling on the bone can help, just depends. Sometimes a cock that is not too big, and not tOo small, is just what the doctor ordered.

Most of today's hot babes who like to suck giant NBA cocks have a rather big mouth.

The 4.2 earthquake in Hitchcock's Miley Montana happened on the same day that the abomination of desolation took off for his reenactment of Bob Hope's NBA Big Foot prophecy called ROAD TO BALI meets JOE VERSUS THE VOLCANO. [It's now 5:06 pm]

On the same day that Emma Stone's historic 5.6 earthquake in Lincoln County, OK caused a DANIEL 2 stone to break loose and fall off the temple stonewall at El Shaddai Ministries, landing next to NEW APPEARANCES SALON's sandwich sign, JJ posted the news about the YES MAN star joining the cast of MR WONDERSTONE.

GSR/TWN

LINK:
Here is the SNL clip of Ms Stone role playing the part where my glasses broke at MARSHALLS. So I had to wear my old physical transfiguration black-rim LIZ CLAIBORNES the next day, while the temple WELDER brand glue was drying inside the titainiun socket stem that snapped into her freckled faced pussy on my old COSTCO ones, which kind of turned her on at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/11/10/emma-stone-andrew-garfield-natural-history-museum-mates/

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