Tuesday, December 27, 2011

DON'T FORGET TO DUCK FUCK

Baz got that nice 3-stitches size shot to the head last Thursday by the same coin-op doll prize crane that Chloe was playing with in her recent Christmas gift pictorial for SUCK magazine, circa 1997, at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2605300/chloe-moretz-asos-06/fullsize/

The brief reports don't say what Baz was shooting in such a tight little space. But one has to imagine that it was something really hot, and very down under.

Whatever, it gave the cast a little more down time in confirmation of my last Tarantino posting about his next exploitation revenge movie.

Wherein yours truly makes Emma Watson suck on my captain's hat cock if she wants a part in his next retro art house Cannes Film Festival entry. Her having lost a good 20 pounds in order to look like her Harry Potter co-star circa 16-17 years-old, but with the traditional short cabin-boy haircut, at:
http://www.picspunch.com/2011/03/19/beautiful-celebs-posing-on-vespa-scooters/

Who now is a sexually frustrated and confused Brown University freshman virgin spending the weekend around nearby Newport's great Fitzgerald playground for the very liberal and very rich. [Think John Kerry wants to meet John Fing Kennedy.] Because her uptight Victorian's secret era mum never let her sleep with her daddy, as prophetically portrayed in the indie film's brilliant limited platform release exclusive up in Iceland at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who's_Your_Daddy%3F_(film)

Low budget hard R buzz movies often get traction when they can incorporate a large prestige ensemble cast that gives everybody involved the kind of artistic cover that they need to work for scale and have a little film trailer fun on their down time. In between major terrorist attack projects and the usual follow-up period required for the economy to get back on it's feet, etc.

"I forgot to duck..." [Ronald Reagan]

GSR/TWN

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