Wednesday, December 7, 2011

UNAMERICAN NOTES:

Alec Baldwin was returning on the bankrupt AMERICAN AIRLINES Tuesday, after hosting the 30th anniversary of People For The American Way in Hollywood. Reportedly, the uppity Baldwin got up after the seatbelt warning light had been turned on for takeoff.

Last weekend, I dreamed that I was watching Baldwin at a golf driving range, bragging to everyone about how far he was going to hit the ball. Then he swung at the tee like he was using a baseball bat, and the ball bounced away on the ground for about a yard. The day before, I dreamed that Baldwin was walking around Green Lake in Seattle wearing a business suit, while taking chugs from a very expensive bottle of Scotch. At one point his bottle ran out, so then he just pulled out a new one from his pocket.

Turns out, the NBC star got kicked off the air bus at the same time the news was just breaking that NBC's affiliates have teamed up with some left-wing unAmerican billionaire at:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=375053

Here's the pre-GSR/TWN poster for 1991's BARTON FINK Jewish screenwriter prophecy that features a blood sucking mosquito on my forehead scar line; and sporting my trademark Harry Potter glasses long before anyone ever heard of him, or me, at:
http://www.moviegoods.com/large_detail.asp?http://www.moviegoods.com//Assets/product_images/1020/196020.1020.A.jpg

Megan Fox went out to lunch Tuesday in aviator sunglasses and a funny 50s Si-Fi theme 'MARKY...' Howard Stern look alike top, at:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2607304/megan-fox-le-pain-02/fullsize/

[Stern plays drums.]

GSR/TWN

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