Thursday, December 15, 2011

IT'S ALL ABOUT ALFIE

Relfie picks up his future crazy Sienna Miller wife on Christmas Eve in 2004's ALFIE remake prophecy. When everything changed towards the end once he got a good look at the new mulatto baby boy who would miraculously become the president of Sodom and Egypt only four years later. Since the entire movie revolves around Jude Law's character who drives long black limousine Jew canoes for the White House et al.

Hopefully the news blackout of HBO/BBC2's Hitchcock co-production means that the girl has an open window in her schedule for David Lynch's surprise 4-square MULHOLLAND DRIVE sequel to his incomplete three and a half hour INLAND EMPIRE trilogy. Since there was just another 3.5 earthquake near his Clinton, Montana camping grounds for Eagle Scouts who want to earn their fine arts merit badge for artistic homosexuality versus full on oral sex with almost underaged Campfire Girls. At the same time they get their plural wife canoeing merit badges.

What happens around Milltown, Montana along Hwy.12's 126 mile marker stays in Montana, at:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/mb11088411.php

Ms Miller was inspired by Jesus to fall in love with Mr Law [of Israel] on the set of ALFIE's remake in order for us to understand the film's FFing XXX missionary position concept that was later confirmed by her neo-LDS missionary work in Italy's Amalfi Coast on behalf of my beloved lost brother who co-starred in Lynch's LOST HIGHWAY revelation. That today's apostate church lady Christians still believe came from the same devil who gave us the BOOK OF MORMON and the PEARL OF GREAT PRICE; that just sold at CHRISTIE'S for 11.8 million bucks.

If David Lynch doesn't start making more movies about old fucks hound dogging young blonds, his Hollywood career is going to be over before he even turns 85.

GSR/TWN

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