Wednesday, October 1, 2014


Bar none, VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA is the best plural marriage portrait that has ever been made to date. ~ ~ Wherein Scarlett Johansson has had her eternal happiness handed to her on a silver platter. But that wasn't enough; per Rush Limbaugh quoting the Internet comedian's line in his opening monologue on Wednesday that goes, "You know what makes women happy?.. Nothing." ~ ~ No wonder that there are so many sexually retarded immuture Jew boy homosexuals out there who still have such a hard time relating to and liking women. ~ ~ Ergo, Rachel McAdams is such a crazy marxist eco-bitch-feminist-radical that even the chickafied politically-correct Woody Allen doesn't want to see her on his set anymore. ~ ~ Plural marriage is great and all; but it only takes one rotten apple to spoil the whole barrel. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ NEW READERS NOTES: Owen Wilson's nose looks like a penis. Hence all of his inspired casting roles as the royal sire of England. ~ ~ A nose is a nose by any other name. ~ ~ SEE: ~ ~ AND: ~ ~ ROCKY HORROR NOTES: Woody Allen's two above movies are the perfect double-feature midnight show match. Per the two witnesses' double feature opening to 1974's THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. Wherein the prophetic blond Miley Cyrus look alike protagonist has your typical Dutch haircut and great abs. ~ ~ PARIS NOTES: Scarlett Johansson now lives in Paris, go figure. Think LAST TANGO IN PARIS, the remake. ~ ~ WEDDING CRASHER NOTES: The real reason why Brad did not attend George Clooney's wedding in Venice is because his new bride is a bit too much of a lunatic Jew hater even for his tastes.

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