Wednesday, November 4, 2015


I realize that many of you don't think that I AM is a serious candidate to become the next King of England and France. Perhaps because in part France does not even have a monarchy anymore, thanks to Napoleon. ~ ~ But I got good news for you. ~ ~ God caused BLAME IT RIO to become an actual real movie, filmed on real 35mm film reel cameras, back in 1984 in order that older rich men with receding blond hairjobs like Ken Keisler could be allowed to fuck barely legal girls again, like at: ~ ~ AND: ~ ~ For starters, in THE FIFTH ELEMENT, a 29ish blond job Bruce Willis is cast as the future high compression composite number boyfriend of Sienna Miller. Who is a retro futuristic blond yellow TAXI DRIVER figure who lives at '1281-53' [12-28-81] [LOVE BUG no.53] ~ ~ I mean think about it. ~ ~ In the 1997 movie the future President is a negro who is wearing a warrior's mask. ~ ~ And in 1998's THE BIG LEWBOWSKI, the angry meanie white dude looks at the Dude's big black bowling ball that represents a black man being in the White House by way of a fake birth certificate and a stolen Social Security number, and asks out load, "What the fuck is this?" And the dude replys, "...obviously, you're not a golfer." ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ PS LARRY DAVID: It's gonna cost you if you still want to get in on this deal. ~ ~ I don't work for free. ~ ~ Remember, you can't take it with you. ~ ~ So you might as well give most of it to me. ~ ~ "You said it man!!" says the illegal alien purple Jesus homo in THE BIG LEWBOWSKI:II, costarring Brad Pitt and Chloe Moretz and Hailee Steinfeld sailing around the world on my vintage 91' sailboat. With guest appearances by Miley Cyrus and Cara Delevigne in various port of calls. ~ ~ Dude. This is going to happen. ~ ~ There is nothing that you can do to stop it. ~ ~ So you might as well get in on it while you can. ~ ~ NO.69 NOTES: That famous GSR/TWN post 1260 days scene in THE BIG LEWBOWSKI, where we see Mr.Relf at KING RALPHS, buying a 69 cent pint of 50/50 cream for his white Russian cocktails, features a naive looking white christian Republican mormon George Bush declaring that "...this will not stand." ~ ~ While that Barack Obama negro figure who was born in Africa is standing right behind his ass. ~ ~ Then we see yours truly arriving at his apartment no.6-9, circa 1987, Provo, Utah, BYU, yada yada.

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