Sunday, June 8, 2014
MYSTIC PIZZA REMAKE, DIRECT TO HOME VIDEO
They made my Malibu wife's MYSTIC PIZZA breakout movie right across the shores from Taylor Swift's recently purchased Watch Hill white house for an inspired Providence, RI reason. ~ ~ For example, in LEPRECHAUN 2, nothing tastes better than a free too-late home delivery pizza, like at: http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/3130422/kate-beckinsale-jets-to-la-after-macbeth-opening-04/fullsize/ ~ ~ Which is why we see the continent of Africa in the background of this cfake.com image number 71 at: http://m.cfake.com/big.php?show=1239920875c94878f2_cfake.jpg&id_picture=61227&id_name=1192&p_name=Tina%20Fey ~ Which was posted on the Providential latter-day web site way back in 2009. ~ ~ Pretty much around the same time that I stopped watching the 30 ROCK bitch's decreasingly funny tv show. ~ ~ This being the rear ender [Greek homosexual] style REV.9 butt stinger job on TM's hearse limo crash at mile marker 71. ~ ~ "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!" [THE BIG LEBOWSKI] ~ ~ Meanwhile, yours truly gets to fuck all of that young underaged Hollywood ass onboard Michael Savage's twin VOLVO tied up in San Marin County. ~ ~ And you get to get stuck with the bill for all of those cases of boutique chard and rare smoked sockeye freshly flown in from Alaska's Copper River region. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION NOTES: Both Howard Stern and David Lynch are big fans of TM. Hey, whatever works. One way or the other, we are going to half to find a way to transcend LBJ's fascistic Civil Rights Act of 1964. ~ ~ 97 PER CENTERS NOTES: The new neo islamic President of Egypt was just elected to be president because 97% of the neo fascist mainline media Jews in the new Sodom and Egypt of America support Barack Obama. ~ ~ PS SAVAGE: Relax dude. I'll make sure that you get to get your cock sucked by a couple of teenagers too. Just like in Old Testament times, when they pulled out all the stops to keep the aging King David alive. If you don't believe me, have one of your younger production assistants go on Craig's List and buy that amazing fully restored classic 51' wooden yacht that is for sale in the Bay Area. ~ ~ Don't argue with me now. Just buy it online with your credit card, unseen, even if you don't really like it that much, and I'll cut you a check for it later. ~ ~ Meanwhile, sit back and relax and watch A VIEW TO A KILL. All is well that ends well. ~ ~ Besides, THE LADY IN RED was also a half Jewish prophecy about you too, not just me. ~ ~ MYSTIC PIZZA REMAKE NOTES: I play the older film critic in the above iconic 1980s indie film prophecy. Who loves to eat Emma Roberts' pussy.