Sunday, March 1, 2015
LOG CABIN REPUBLICANS
I found some more dog chewed copies of the 1260 days SEINFELD episodes yesterday at PISTOL ANNIES. ~ ~ So I watched the one about those long brown Cuban cigars that burned down the future Lincoln log cabin of that half Jew nigger from Illinois. And then we discover that George [Bush's] father in law had been having sex with other men for all these years. ~ ~ Not that there is anything wrong with that. ~ ~ I also watched the one about Jerry's latest Kate Hol/mes look alike girlfriend whose name rhymes with clitoris. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ NPR NOTES: I caught the tail end of some girly gossip style NPR talk radio report Sunday morning about how Bibi and Obama have clashing personalities. Because in the childish fantasy world of immature emotional fascism; nobody is supposed to have a different opinion; everybody is supposed to think in the same non partisan way; yada yada. ~ ~ Take for example that SEINFELD episode where Bonnie Lake's very own Bruce [Willis] Troxell figure loses 100 pounds before and after his spine surgeries. Because he was eating too many JUNIOR MINT movie theater candie chocolates. ~ ~ DIE HARD NOTES: Feel free to go around me and cheat the middle man if you want to; regarding Bruce and Kenny making their lost tribes of Israel series for THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL for 250k a pop. I'm kind of busy right now anyway. Bring in Mel and Pierce on the deal if you are a little tight right now and need to shore up yours bets. Which are gonna cost you at least 12 big ones apiece for the next four seasons. ~ ~ What do you got to lose? ~ ~ My guys make that much off-shore tax-free cash-money on the barrel, Italian film style, like about every 60 minutes. ~ ~ PS ELTON JOHN: You can be my best friend forever too, no problem. All you need to do is go over to that Chinese bamboo rod fly-fishing shop near your country gentleman estate and purchase me a shit load of expensive top-fly gear as you slip the man an innocent sounding question about any upcoming limestone chalk stream properties that might have recently come on the probate death market after taxes. ~ ~ Figure around dropping at least 50k there if you want that kind of information. Remember, you have a fair amount of competition in your area. ~ ~ If you have too, jack up the deal by grabbing a [10% commission] broshure off the counter for a full on two weeks fly fishing trip to some dude ranch in Yellowstone, Montana; all expenses paid. Anyway, do what you have to do; I'll pay you back if it's a problem.