Friday, March 28, 2014


That is the blond top-secret Gwyneth Paltrow actress living in London in the opening act of THE POSITIVE-NEGATIVE MAN in 1967. Who was the object of VANITY FAIR's recent top secret hush-hush reports; which never materialized. ~ ~ Since she shows up later in the episode as a purist top-fly fly-fisher who was inspired by God to be Chris Martin's own private FFing angel from above. Think SHAKESPEAR IN LOVE at: ~ ~ Then think Sienna Miller, Keira Knightley, Taylor Swift, Gisele Bundchen, Jennifer Aniston, and so on. ~ ~ Because here is what they know in their heart-of-hearts that they are going to get for all of their long suffering earthy troubles, at: ~ ~ According to D&C 76, in the First Class section of the celestial kingdom, everybody looks 23ish forever and ever. Plus, they get to wear really nice outfits. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ WOODY NORRIS NOTES: That fence-sitting futurist inventor in the above 19666s tv series also represents my ex-business partner Woody Norris; who was always dabbling in stereophonic sound research. ~ ~ For example, see this timely blood sucking pest sign confirmation at: ~ ~ In CASINO ROYALE, Gisele says that yours truly is "...frightfully synchronized." ~ ~ LOVE NOTES: Note how much Gwyneth Paltrow looks like a 23ish Taylor Swift in the above 1998 movie link. ~ ~ "The men don't know, but the little girls understand..." [THE DOORS] ~ ~ JAY LENO NOTE: After the THE AVENGERS series tv show ended, that had featured a transfigured Jay Leno look alike spy driving around in his vintage evergreen BENTLY, he went on a very successful and lucrative dinner-theater tour throughout America for about another ten years. For that race car green ALFA VELOCE that the man owes me, which still runs pretty good. ~ ~ And don't worry yourself about the car's aging electro-magnetic all aluminum flat-4 dual-WEBBER injected engine Jay. Not to mention the car's dual torsion-bar transaxle stabilizers in back. My guys know more about how to fix up that stuff than your guys. ~ ~ Just make sure that the glove box is in good working order. ~ ~ Remember, there are only two genuine ALFA ROMEO garage shops left in America. One is located in New Jersey, and the other is located in Tacoma, Washington. And that other one located on State Street in Midvale, Utah ain't that bad either, oddly enough. ~ ~ The Lord works on his sexy sports cars in strange ways. ~ ~ PS STEVEN: My sexy French ex-wife doesn't make that much sound when you begin to fuck her. But look out when you shift down and put her into third gear. Have fun my friend. ~ ~ OFF BROADWAY NOTES: Chloe Moretz' new high school play about me fucking two sweet sixteen teenagers at a time in the library is probably worth the ticket money. I'm not just doing this for my health. ~ ~ P.S ELIZABETH HURLEY: Would you mind doing me just a little itty bitty FFing favor in regards to that scene in THE AVENGERS wherein Jay Leno crashes his vintage car into that clear-as-gin top-fly royal coachman spring-creek that runs through the property of your pig farm? ~ ~ You scratch my back, I scratch your back. Deal?

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