Monday, February 1, 2016


Five suburban [San Bernardino] white guys on their way to the ten virgins wedding prophecy in MATTHEW 25 decide to party caucus in a deluxe hotel room at some TRUMP resort casino and vote on what to do with the dead whore and the nice dead black man in VERY BAD THINGS, 1998. ~ ~ Which I decided to watch last night because the film's simple title sounded exactly like something that Donald Trump would say. ~ ~ However, never in my wildest dreams did I suppose that the late 1990s gas station [7/11] prices would match up with the extreme radical low prices for gas in the BACK TO THE FURTURE election year of 2016. ~ ~ Wherein Donald Trump makes a surprise visit to a Scottish Prespeterian Church in CORN FLAKES Iowa last Sunday and hears an unpremeditated sermon about how all of the body parts of Christ should be put into their proper burial place. ~ ~ Think DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER meets A VIEW TO A KILL. ~ ~ And then at the end, Cameron Diaz goes out of her mind and marries that crazy sexy DUMB & DUMER:2 dude from down under in the GOOD CHARLETT rock'n roll band, at: ~ ~ Go figure. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ PS DAVID: You will probably suddenly die, and then become born again, in the blink of an eye. ~ ~ That is at the end of the upcoming era of the physical transfiguration process in SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE meets LAGGIES meets ROD STEEL 0014. ~ ~ No shit. ~ ~ This is that same space rocket time machine that Dr.Evil is now working on at the top of his SPACE NEEDLE fantasy HASTY TASTY restaurant lair front in Seattle. ~ ~ Think IT HAPPENED AT THE WORLD'S FAIR meets BLUE HAWAII meets THE FRONT meets THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964. ~ ~ PS WOODY ALLEN: Don't even think about making some kind of a retro on demand BEING THERE TV internet series to CASINO ROYALE meets A TOUCH OF EVIL if I don't get to be in it. ~ ~ I give you a million free dollars, you give me a million free dollars. ~ ~ What goes around comes around, yada yada. ~ ~ Call it 'even Steven' whatever. ~ ~ It makes no difference to me. ~ ~ Right now, the only thing that I want in life is a 12 year-old Islay Scott and those two teenage hottie's who live up the street from David Lynch in the Hollywood Hills. ~ ~ DOWN AND OUT IN BEVERLY HILLS NOTES: Just now, Michael has let me know that there is some really annoying Jewish boy in Beverly Hills who is going to direct one of my debut video movies. ~ ~ I would not be surprised if it was that Paul Nestor look alike guy with a camera in THE WOMAN IN RED, at:

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