Friday, October 16, 2015

SHAMPOO IT

After a flash vision of Warren Beatty riding by on his TRIUMPH motorcycle in SHAMPOO; I watched the 1975 movie about Donald Trump winning a close election against the former V.P. Joe Biden. ~ ~ One may recall, this is the movie where we see Jennifer Aniston walking along the sidewalk wearing a TRUMP campaign straw hat. And then Nichol Kidman walks up to the shampoo shop. Meanwhile, George still has the hots for Elizabeth Hurley. Even though she leaves him for some old rich fuck. ~ ~ WOW. ~ ~ Trump loses in Illinois, but he wins California. ~ ~ All is well that ends well. ~ ~ GSR/TWN ~ ~ G:II NOTES: This 1989 sequel opens with 'Step on a crack, break your mother's back' for when the time would come in 2016 that the slimey Jewish pinko professorial political establishment at NYU/NYT would start to crack up under pressure. ~ ~ Later in the very special 1980s popcorn movie at 39:44, we see the NYP newspaper headline that screams, "GHOST COPS BUST CHINATOWN SPOOK" ~ ~ GHOSTBUSTERS NOTES: This 1984 movie's first act features a view of Obama' LINCOLN CENTER in the background. Where today's upstairs 12th floor RLDS temple is still possessed by the film's 1975 demon ghosts of Spencer W. Jimmy Kimball, et all. ~ ~ PS LIZ: God inspired you to purchase your country estate property in the hills area that was featured in the indie film that co-starred your ex boyfriend. ~ ~ PS HUGH GRANT: I would only consent to fully finance a 6-figures SHAMPOO:II remake-sequel-prequel if you would agree to be in it. ~ ~ If it would help you to make up your mind; I would be willing to throw in an AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON meets AN AMERICAN GIGOLO remake in some kind of a two for the price of one deal. ~ ~ BFD. The $100,000,000 contract that I AM is now offering you in full faith would require you to do a few full on nudity scenes with a couple of 18 year-olds. ~ ~ For God's sake, loose some weight, do some sit ups and push ups. ~ ~ Look what it did for Bill Murray's born again career in THE LIFE AQUATIC. ~ ~ You want David Lynch to direct? You got it. ~ ~ Money is no object. ~ ~ PS

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