Saturday, April 15, 2017


In the same year of our Lord, 2016 AD, when the blond Donald Trump at the Scotish Highlands PLAYBOY MANSION castle in SHAMPOO got elected, there was a rare yellow flowers explosion in Death Valley, California, like at: ~ Even in the same area where so many of THE TWILIGHT ZONE episodes were shot. ~ And my own private personal shopper forerunner figure named Charles Manson believed that the lost Indian tribes of Israel were hiding out somewhere out there in underground caves. ~ GSR/TWN ~ PS ROMAN POLANSKI: Maybe God wants you to direct my two debut film remakes. ~ Instead of going back to what's left of America, circa ROMA meets THE WAY WE WERE. ~ Of course, I am thinking LAST TANGO IN PARIS; casting lots of underaged looking naive girls like Miley Cyrus, Cara Delevigne, and Ellen Page. ~ Besides, I'm probably going to go with David Lynch anyway for my two HANNIBAL LECTOR retro Andy Warhol style remakes; costarring Sienna Miller and the vampiric looking Keira Knightley as my older sister wives, and Kristen Stewart and Emma Watson as my younger sister wives. ~ Who like to watch me fucking their older sisters in order to learn how it's done the right way. ~ Seriously, who wants to see the same old thing, over and over? ~ Fuck it. ~ I may even throw in Carey Mulligan and Lindsay Lohan in the [tax free off shore cash money on the barrel] remix. ~ While at the same that I AM is farming out my two THE BIG LEBOWSKI remakes to the two Coen Brothers; costarring Brad Pitt and George Clooney fucking Chloe Moretz at the same time on their vintage yatch in San Francisco Bay. ~ [Three-ways with two older rich men and one underaged girl is about as gay as it gets.] ~ PS PAUL NESTOR: Don't have a cow. ~ You get first picks and last cut rights, on any feature length movie that you want to make, and you want me to pay for, just saying. ~ PS QUENTIN TARATINO: That goes for you too; the less I hear from you the better. ~

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